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Crank - The totally true story of just how much a badass machine Jason Statham is during his free time, when he's not making movies that punch you in the face with awesomeness. This movie is all about the excessive, and it dives in happily and headfirst.

American Psycho 2 - Replace Patrick Bateman with Jackie from That 70's Show, and that's bound to be a recipe for success. Who needs ambiguous reality and an eerily charming serial killer when you have a half-baked b-movie slasher flick set in an FBI training academy of what must be the most inept damned potential Feds to have ever existed in the history of anything.

Slumdog Millionaire - So this kid's life sucks, and he's all in love with this chick but can't see her, and then it's all like cry cry and bang bang with the guns and such, but it's all a story he's telling while he gets the bejeezus knocked out of himself, which makes it kind of weird that he can remember things he wasn't there for, but then there's dancing and I didn't care anymore. And there's a gameshow. Plus it totally won oscars and stuff.